• Premarital Passer

    The Jake Retzlaff transfer saga The quarterback situation at BYU, in the literal sense of the word is fucked. Jake Retzlaff had premarital sex and was informed by school officials he’d be suspended for 7 games in 2025 for violating the school’s honor code. BYU is commonly known as the school of the Mormon Church,…

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  • The misty Maryland morning softened the grass, making other football fans weary to park on it. I didn’t feel like prolonging the already exhausting search for a spot, and I certainly was no longer willing to share the road with Maryland drivers. I was happy to finally have my feet on the ground. It was…

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  • The quarterback has always been the hottest commodity in football. At the college level, the position is arguably more important than ever. With the transfer portal being a dating app for single gunslingers, performance and poise are at the forefront of each program’s checklist. A lot of teams feel that with the right fit at…

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  • If you’ve played football at any level, you’ve probably had some whacko coach who seems to only speak in dysphemisms as well as idioms and metaphors. He’s often not the head coach but is most likely the biggest talker of the staff. He’s also probably really old or has about 60 pounds of beer weight…

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  • Plenty of top programs attract big bettors, and a very popular bet during the college football offseason for sickos itching for some action is the win total. Odds makers choose a number of wins they see a team earning in the regular season and set a line on or around it. Most win total lines…

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  • The SEC has had the most players drafted in the first round since 2000 by a wide margin. The 2025 NFL Draft was no different. Though the addition of Texas was certainly a boost, the conference still dominated the first round with 15 players picked. The Big Ten was second this year in first round…

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  • If your boyfriend or husband watches sports, he probably bets on them too. You’re most likely stuck watching out of market NBA games because he swore a bench player was going to make 3 three pointers tonight. Instead he rolled his ankle and played 6 minutes with 2 fouls. That was just the first leg,…

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  • Amateurism is long gone in FBS football, and the latest example is (now former) Tennessee QB Nico Iamaleava’s holdout and decision to abstain from practice this week resulting in his subsequent departure from the team.  To keep it honest, Tennessee made the right choice. A player choosing to hold himself out of practice (I’m sure…

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  • In the current Wild West of college football, some teams considered a spring game dead weight for their journey on the trail to the playoffs. Poachers and enemies around every corner, teams decided keeping their roster intact was more important than a spring showcase. Teams like Texas, Nebraska, and USC have canned their spring games…

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